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  Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Myth Gods Tech Omnibus

  Crying Over Spilt Light

  Chapter Zero

  Chapter i

  Chapter i^2

  Chapter i^3

  Chapter i^4

  Chapter 2i

  Chapter 2i^2

  Chapter 2i^3

  Chapter 2i^4

  Chapter 3i

  Chapter 3i^2

  Chapter 3i^3

  Chapter 3i^4

  Chapter 4i

  Chapter 4i^2

  Chapter 4i^3

  Chapter 4i^4

  Chapter 5i

  Chapter 5i^2

  Chapter 5i^3

  Chapter 5i^4

  Chapter 6i

  Chapter 6i^2

  Chapter 6i^3

  Chapter 6i^4

  Chapter 7i

  Chapter 7i^2

  Chapter 7i^3

  Chapter 7i^4

  Chapter 8i

  Chapter 8i^2

  Chapter 8i^3

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  Chapter 1: Galene - Brain operating @ 0.6 times normal human speed

  Chapter 2: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs

  Chapter 3: Galene @ 0.6x nhs

  Chapter 4: Gregoris @ 3.1x nhs

  Chapter 5: Galene @ 0.6x nhs

  Chapter 6: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 7: Gregoris @ 2.4x nhs

  Chapter 8: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 9: Galene @ 0.6x nhs

  Chapter 10: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs

  Chapter 11: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 12: Gregoris @ 2.2x nhs

  Chapter 13: Natalie @ 1.1x nhs

  Chapter 14: Galene @ 0.9x nhs

  Chapter 15: Galene @ 0.8x nhs

  Chapter 16: Galene @ 0.6x nhs

  Chapter 17: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 18: Galene @ 0.8x nhs

  Chapter 19: Galene @ 1.2x nhs

  Chapter 20: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 21: Galene @ 1.5x nhs

  Chapter 22: Galene @ 1.1x nhs

  Chapter 23: Natalie @ 1.0x nhs

  Chapter 24: Gregoris @ 2.8x nhs

  Chapter 25: Galene @ 1.2x nhs

  Chapter 26: Galene @ 0.9x nhs

  Chapter 27: Galene @ 0.6x nhs

  Chapter 28: Galene @ 1.1x nhs

  Chapter 29: Moirai @ 27x nhs

  Chapter 30: Galene @ 1.2x nhs

  Chapter 31: Galene @ 2.8x nhs

  Chapter 32: Galene @ 2.9x nhs

  Chapter 33: Galene @ 2.2x nhs

  Chapter 34: Melpomene @ 107x nhs

  Chapter 35: Galene @ 1.8x nhs

  Chapter 36: Galene @ 2.1x nhs

  Chapter 37: Gregoris @ 2.9x nhs

  Chapter 38: Gregoris @ 2.8x nhs

  Chapter 39: Galene @ 2.2x nhs

  Chapter 40: Galene @ 0.7x nhs

  Chapter 41: Galene @ 2.4x nhs

  Chapter 42: Galene @ 2.6x nhs

  Chapter 43: Galene @ 1.8x nhs

  Chapter 44: Galene @ 0.8x nhs

  Chapter 45: Galene @ 3.1x nhs

  Chapter 46: Natalie @ 1.1x nhs

  Chapter 47: Galene @ 2.7x nhs

  Chapter 48: Gregoris @ 5.6x nhs

  Chapter 49: Galene @ 1.7x nhs

  Chapter 50: Galene @ 1.9x nhs

  Chapter 51: Teucer @ 2.7 nhs

  Chapter 52: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs

  Chapter 53: Gregoris @ 1.9x nhs

  Chapter 54: Melpomene @ 107x nhs

  Chapter 55: Dolios - Brain operating @ 5.2 times normal human speed

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  The Whale on the Veil

  Have You Tried Turning Her Off and On Again?

  Come and Get It

  Hewoo

  Berenice's Hair

  Tickle My Pickle

  The Cupcake Ingredient

  The Hologram Riot

  Adiadne's String

  Nanodaemons

  Chapter 1:// Booting up

  Chapter 2:// Eating up

  Chapter 3:// Going back

  Chapter 4:// Checking up

  Chapter 5:// Going over

  Chapter 6:// Sizing up

  Chapter 7:// Catching up

  Chapter 8:// Paying back

  Chapter 9:// Calling on

  Chapter 10:// Checking out

  Chapter 11:// Eating out

  Chapter 12:// Dosing up

  Chapter 13:// Standing up

  Chapter 14:// Waking up

  Chapter 15:// Taking apart

  Chapter 16:// Breaking down

  Chapter 17:// Forking up

  Chapter 18:// Bumping off

  Chapter 19// Booting up

  Chapter 20:// Eating up

  Chapter 21// Pushing on

  Chapter 22:// Breaking out

  Chapter 23:// Ripping out

  Chapter 24:// Birthing out

  Chapter 25:// Slipping past

  Chapter 26:// Grouping up

  Chapter 27:// Paying up

  Chapter 28:// Falling apart

  Chapter 29:// Hanging on

  Chapter 30:// Calling around

  Chapter 31:// Pumping up

  Chapter 32:// Caring for

  Chapter 33:// Making out

  Chapter 34:// Hanging in

  Chapter 35:// Taking off

  Chapter 36:// Digging up

  Chapter 37:// Giving up

  Chapter 38:// Giving away

  Chapter 39:// Going after

  Chapter 40:// Boiling over

  Chapter 41:// Breaking in

  Chapter 42:// Dropping back

  Chapter 43:// Catching up

  Chapter 44:// Dropping in

  Chapter 45:// Setting up

  Chapter 46:// Giving away

  Chapter 47:// Ending up

  Chapter 48:// Packing up

  Chapter 49:// Giving up

  Chapter 50:// Cheering up

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  Nanodaemons: Selenography

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  Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree

  Big, Round Snowballs

  On Pointe All Day Long

  The Left Hand of Agnes

  The Luggage Disaster

  The Girl Who Twisted Fate's Arm

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  Names and Meanings

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  Aristotle's Recipe for Disaster

  Speaking in Bubbles

  Author's Note

  Gorgonise Me

  Black Asklepios

  8 Sklippie

  15 Sklippie

  7 Sklippie

  15 Sklippie

  0 Sklippie

  15 Sklippie

  15 Skippie

  BOO! A Halloween Story

  AMOK|KOMA

  You Have Too Many Friends

  Bird’s-Eye View of the Back of Your Head

  The Impossible Quest Of Hailing A Taxi On Christmas Eve

  The Impossible Quest Of Hailing

  Stave One

  Stave Two

  Stave Three

  Stave Four

  Stave Five

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  What's Antigravel Anyway?

  GIRL GONE NOVA

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  A THOUSAND EVES

  Chapter 1: Generation 6

  Chapter 2: Gen 4

  Chapter 3: Gen 6

  Chapter 4 : Gen 7

  Chapter 5: Gen 7

  Chapter 6: Gen 4

  Chapter 7: Gen 4

  Chapter 8: Gen 4

  Chapter 9: Gen 4

  Chapter 10: Gen 4

  Chapter 11: Gen 4

  Chapter 12 : Gen 6

  Chapter 13 : Gen 7

  Chapter 14: Gen 6

  Chapter 15: Gen 4

  Chapter 16: Gen 4

  Chapter 17: Gen 4

  Chapter 18: Gen 7

  Chapter 19: Gen 7

  Chapter 20: Gen 4

  Chapter 21: Gen 6

  Chapter 22: Gen 7

  Chapter 23: Gen 7

  Chapter 24: Gen 7

  Chapter 25: Gen 7

  Chapter 26 : Gen 7

  Chapter 27: Gen 7

  Chapter 28: Gen 7

  Chapter 29: Gen 6

  Chapter 30: Gen 7

  Chapter 31 : Gen 7

  Chapter 32: Gen 7

  Chapter 33: Gen 7

  Chapter 34: Gen 7

  Chapter 35: Gen 8

  WHERE A SPACESHIP GOES TO DIE

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  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Cosmophobia short story

  PRESS ANY KEY TO DESTROY THE GALAXY

  Aboard the flagship "Don't Make Me Come Over There"

  PRESS ANY KEY TO DESTROY THE EARTH

  Note from the author

  Moonquake

  Fluffy or Shiny?

  Explosive Decompression

  A Trillion-Dollar Rock

  The Imiteles Space Station

  Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck

  The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy

  Technosphere

  Simming Problem, My Ass

  Just Take a Nap

  Alien Animal Control

  Hot Jupiter

  Spitwrite Volumes 1-3

  What's a Spitwrite Anyway?

  Machimagic

  Mecha-Chicken Race

  Sweet, Hot Taffy

  Have You Tried Turning Her Off and On Again?

  Come and Get It

  Hewoo

  Berenice's Hair

  Closely Guarded Secret

  The Whale on the Veil

  Fluffy or Shiny?

  Explosive Decompression

  Welcome to the Asterism

  Sir Patrick and the Mermaid

  Part 1

  Part 2

  Part 3

  The Redjus

  Generations of Gold

  A Trillion-Dollar Rock

  Messenger In a Bottle

  Gorgoneion

  The Imiteles Space Station

  The Garbage Cube

  The Recovery Building

  Looking Down on People From Atop a Big-Ass Mecha

  The Hologram Riot

  Waifu Wedding

  A Self-Driving Car Named Desire

  Part 1

  Part 2

  Part 3

  Viking Shipbuilding

  Chain Inaction

  Adiadne's String

  Shrooming is Serious Business

  Robo Dune

  The Godfather

  Zeppelin City

  Dysmorphia

  Jellyspace

  Utopia Needs U

  Don't Sleep

  Pagophilic

  Tickle My Pickle

  Meat the Aliens

  The Hole City

  Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck

  Euclidia

  The Root of the Problem

  Time-Travel Traffic is the Worst Kind of Traffic

  Beware the Rains

  The Cupcake Ingredient

  Choose Your Own God

  Crayon Warfare

  The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy

  Whoopsie Daisy

  Ten Kilos Till Christmas

  Technosphere

  The Last Stargunner

  Metal Fever

  Hot Jupiter

  Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree

  It is Sometimes an Appropriate Response to Reality to Just Go Insane

  Love is a Car Wreck

  Simming Problem, My Ass

  Custody Battle for Little Johnny

  Santa Fight Club

  The Red Holidays

  Just Take a Nap

  Sex, Lies and Propaganda

  Acquisition Time

  Smog City: A Girl and a Gun

  The Rebirth of Capitalism

  Nyx It

  Alien Animal Control

  Killing Blind

  That's No Dinosaur Egg!

  Big, Round Snowballs

  The Last Kakistocrat

  On Pointe All Day Long

 
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  Shadow Dimension

  Mount Faithful

  Reprogram the President

  Divide and Shatter

  Wake Up and Smell the Turkish Coffee

  The Left Hand of Agnes

  The Luggage Disaster

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  MOAB

  Mother Of All Boxsets

  Ver 1.0.1

  George Saoulidis

  Copyright © 2019 George Saoulidis

  Cover image credit, Mike Winkelmann, AKA beeple

  Published by Mythography Studios

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  Myth Gods Tech Omnibus

  Crying Over Spilt Light

  Chapter Zero

  The lady in blue stood still, looking at the corner of the room. The air was undisturbed around her, dust particles descending, a few sun beams briefly illuminating their swirling trajectory.

  The body that had caused all this dust upheaval was lying still in the middle of the thick carpet. A tall man, heavy, not of muscle but rather of spaghetti and feta cheese, was facedown, his limbs motionless, drool dripping on the carpet, absorbed instantly. His small glasses were crushed underneath his skull, their skeleton distorted but their lenses intact.

  The lady in blue raised her eyes to the whiteboard.

  The movement of her eyelashes was not enough to disturb the falling dust.

  Mathematical symbols were scrawled on the whiteboard, half of it seemingly written, erased and rewritten a billion times. The top left part was dry, scratched, old. A beginning that had tormented the heavy man for years. The whiteboard was featured prominently in the room, a totem raised high, a constant reminder for the heavy man to keep on working, keep on thinking about what the symbols meant.

  There was not much else worth mentioning in the room. It was as if someone had inherited their mother’s house, full of bric-a-brac – drawn thread work linens doilies and other handicrafted item characteristic of a Greek house – and then meticulously removed everything, leaving an obvious discolored patch on the varnish of the furniture. Old, handmade furniture, with creaky latches and uneven feet, made steady through a well-placed folded newspaper page, pressed flat by the weight of years, almost back to the wood pulp it had come from. Someone raised in such a home could easily identify most of the objects missing, from their shadows alone.

  There, a thick photo frame. There, hung by the missing nail, be a decorated plate, one that people once seemed to love putting on their walls. Its shape was almost a perfect print on the wall, like an inverse shadow. There, a white crocheted doily would cover that perfect triangular shape.

  All of it missing.

  The woman in blue walked towards the whiteboard, her soft steps finally disturbing the dust motes and causing them to circle around her. She picked up the marker from the floor, carefully cut a page from a notepad and wrote down the mathematical symbols from the board. She double-checked them, making sure it was all there and then grabbed the torn cloth beside her and wiped the board slowly. She pressed the cloth hard and made sure it was all wiped off properly. The top left part of the symbols resisted for a time, but then gave way.

  She put the cloth back and folded the page. Effortlessly.